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Παρασκευή, 8 Ιουλίου 2011

black eye

Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye
Teacher: what s wrong?
Johnny : our house is very small.
Me, my mom, my dad we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks, ' Johnny are u sleeping?
Then I say No n then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don t answer
The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe-+ SEVERE + black eye again..
Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?
Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johnny are you sleeping? And I shut up n kept dead still.

Then my dad and my mom started moving,
You know at the same time Mom was breathing erratically,
Kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asks my mom, are you coming?
Mom says: Yes I m coming, are u coming too?
Dad answered: Yes !!!

They don t usually go anywhere without me

So I said, wait for me, I'm also coming...

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